Antall vitser: 4

A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."

I've been in 15 school shootings and I was lucky to survive! I just had to be nice with the cops and not resist.

Why is crucified Jesus always depicted with six-pack abs? He did CrossFit.

I was walking down the street and saw some black guy on a bike and it looked just like mine so I ran home to check. Thankfully he was still chained up in my basement.