Antall vitser: 4

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag. I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".

What do you call a group of 8 Hobbits? A Hobbyte.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

Why are men like lawnmowers? They are very hard to get started, they make yucky smells and half the time they don't even work.