Antall vitser: 4

Arguing with a woman is like reading a software's license agreement. In the end you ignore everything and click "I agree".

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag. I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive? A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii