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I had a granny that we couldn't decide whether to bury or cremate In the end we decided to just let her live.

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested. In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

I told my wife to shave her pussy. I woke up bald.

My employer came running to me and said, "I was looking for you all day! Where the hell have you been?" I replied, "Good employees are hard to find."